The management would like to apologize for the interruption in service. Factors beyond our control have led to a work stoppage and poo fight among the trained chimpanzees who transcribe Mr. Sarver’s largely incoherent, late-night ravings into something approximating English.
Negotiators with bananas and flamethrowers have been dispatched to resolve the workplace issues raised by the chimpanzees. With luck, normal blogging will resume shortly.
As God is rumored to have said in his last message to his creation, “We Apologize For The Inconvenience.”